US prosthetic todger pair plead guilty to conspiracy • The Register. Drug test-busting Whizzinator seriously taking the p*ss…. ….Or you can smuggle Beer into a No Alcohol Event & have some interesting scenes whilst you mutually refresh one another!

BT Silences Customers Over Phorm | Slashdot …. This is Getting Beyond a Joke…. I’m Glad I’m Not with BT, but it looks like Phorm is Spreading like a Viral Epidemic across Many ISPs…. It’s disgraceful….!!!!!!!!

Beeb gets its rocks off in Second Life • The Register. …. “although you do get to have sex with animals if that’s your cup of tea without the cops battering down your door and dragging you to a cop shop to confront a sobbing goat”…. What more could you ask for?

You might not be aware of this, but there are a lot of dickheads on the Internet…. read more | digg story

Evidence found of solar system around nearby star – Yahoo News. For the first time, astronomers think that they’ve found evidence of an alien solar system around a star close enough to Earth to be visible to the naked eye……………… You’ll be glad to know – ET Will Be With Us Soon!

Fake site punts Trojanised WordPress • The Register. Another Case of Watch What You Click!